I found this on the internet somewhere...
‘Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Senate
Some morons passed health care
But couldn’t defend it.
Conservatives were weary,
And leftists were tired
From voting on garbage
That would get them all fired.
On Boxer! On Arlen! On Bennet, and Reid!
Go spend all our money on crap we don’t need!
On Landrieu! On Casey, Akaka, and Bayh!
When Obamacare passes we’re all gonna die!
When 2010 comes and this stupid bill passes,
Don’t let the door hit you on your sad liberal asses.